Roberto wakes up with that fuzzy head feeling, you know the one where your mouth tastes like an ashtray and your brain is buffering. He finds some digits in his pocket, no clue whose they are, and just fucking calls. Classic move. Next thing you know he's setting up a date at some restaurant with this blonde bombshell Kylie. The whole setup is so janky it's almost charming, like someone made it in a weekend while high on pizza and bad decisions.

The art is rough, I mean really rough, but Kylie's got these massive tits that bounce around like they're trying to escape her shirt. The restaurant scene is where things get spicy. You're picking dialogue options, trying to get into her pants, and the game doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is. Pure pickup fantasy with a hentai filter slapped on top. The animations are stiff as hell, like watching two mannequins fuck, but there's something weirdly hypnotic about it. I kept clicking just to see how much more absurd it would get. The writing is broken English everywhere, which honestly adds to the whole fever dream vibe. Roberto says some shit that no real Italian would ever say, trust me on this one.

I wish there was more buildup, you know? Like maybe some actual dating mechanics instead of just jumping straight to the good stuff. But that's never gonna happen with these quick and dirty games. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some stock moaning that loops awkwardly. Still, I caught myself grinning at how unapologetically trashy the whole thing is. It's the kind of game you'd show your buddy at a party just to see his reaction. The restaurant setting is barely there, just a background image while you work through the dialogue tree. Oh and the phone call at the start, I forgot to mention, it's like three lines and then boom you're on the date. No context, no buildup, just straight to business. Kylie's character model has this dead-eyed stare that's equal parts creepy and hilarious. Her tits though, those got some serious attention from whoever made this. Priorities, I guess.