I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if the catgirl quiz was rigged. Not because the questions were hard, they're basically "what's the sluttiest thing you can think of" multiple choice, but because the nekogirl kept giving me this look. You know the one. The half lidded eyes, the tail doing that slow curl thing. I failed three times on purpose just to see the wrong answer reactions and honestly, worth it. The jungle setting is barely there, just some green smears behind the characters, but who's looking at the foliage when there's a furry sex kitten asking you to identify which position involves the most tail action.

The quiz format is weirdly compelling. It's like someone took those old Newgrounds dress up games and crossed them with a BuzzFeed "Which Disney Princess Are You" quiz, except every result ends with a nekogirl doing things that would get you banned from Disney properties for life. The humor lands about sixty percent of the time, which is better than most porn games manage. There's a running gag about the Bermuda Triangle and a plane full of cocaine that I'm pretty sure is a callback to the previous game, but I haven't played it so I just nodded along like I understood why a catgirl was snorting lines off her own tail. The writing has this self aware quality, like the devs know exactly how ridiculous this is and they're just rolling with it. Slutty McSlut makes an appearance and yes, that's actually a character name. No subtlety whatsoever.

The whole thing is tiny, like five megs, so it loads faster than my browser history clears. The art is deliberately rough around the edges, sketchy lines and flat colors that somehow work better than they should. Maybe because it matches the whole "we made this in a weekend while high" energy. The sex scenes are explicit enough to get the job done but the real draw is the weird charm of it all. I still don't know if I actually beat the game or if it just loops. The quiz ended, something happened with a hentai scene involving jungle vines, and then I was back at the start screen. No credits, no victory screen, just the catgirl winking at me like she knows I'll click again. I probably will.