Scarlet Ashbringer is basically someone took the Plaguelands and said, what if this was a horny visual novel. And I mean, it works. The whole thing is a parody, right, so you got these familiar Warcraft names and places but they're all twisted into dating sim nonsense. You're this guy, and the Scarlet Crusade is around, and there's this one character, she's got that whole zealous thing going on but also she's drawn in that very specific hentai style where the armor is more of a suggestion. The first time you get a scene with her, it's in this chapel and the dialogue is so dead serious about the Light while her tits are practically glowing, I lost it. It's that perfect balance of stupid and hot.

The game's a visual novel so you're clicking through text, making choices that mostly lead to different flavors of the same outcome, you know the drill. But the writing has this weird charm. It's like the creator really knows their Warcraft lore, the deep cuts, but then they'll just abandon it for a blowjob scene. The