Honestly the pixel art is doing something weird to my brain and I'm not sure it's legal. This redhead demon girl, right, she's got this bounce animation that's just... look, I've played a lot of these runner games and usually the sprite work is functional at best. Here it's like someone spent way too long on the jiggle physics and forgot to make the actual running feel good. The controls are mushy. Arrow keys respond like they're underwater, which I guess fits the whole hell theme but doesn't help when a skeleton with a hard-on is gaining on you.

The Grim Raper, which is a stupid pun I actually laughed at, catches you and suddenly there's tentacles. Everywhere. The struggle mechanic uses spacebar mashing which is about as innovative as a toaster but the animations during it, oh man. Your orgasm meter fills and I kept deliberately letting it happen just to see what the next monster would do. There's this one with too many mouths. Don't ask. The oral tag is doing heavy lifting here, like, really earning its place in the tag cloud. Sometimes the hitboxes are pure fiction though. I'd be clearly dodging some hellhound thing and still get grabbed, which after the fifth time stops being hot and starts being annoying.

Wish there was a gallery mode or something because some of these scenes you only get by failing at specific points and the game doesn't exactly tell you which monster triggers what. The energy system means you can't just farm the good bits either. You die, you restart. Very old school. Very frustrating when you're trying to, you know, research. The demon girl makes these little sounds that my neighbors definitely heard through the wall. Not complaining about that part. The whole thing feels like someone's very specific fetish got turned into a game that's almost good but trips over its own feet trying to be a real game instead of just the good stuff.