The shape committee really blessed this one, huh. I keep the browser tab behind my work email, alt-tabbing when the boss walks by. The reskin is obvious if you played the old flash, way back when, and I remember thinking the original was kind of meh. The inserted story bits, this comic book thing between the loops, actually got me this time. Something about the bad ending makes you feel like a real piece of shit. The art is dirtier now, scratchier, like a photocopy of a photocopy you found under a desk. The main animation loop isn't some smooth 60fps thing. It's jerky, almost frame-by-frame, which somehow makes the whole shape of him filling her up way more obscene.

He just keeps going and she's just, well, taking it. The physics don't make sense. Her belly shouldn't do that. That's the whole point, the blessed absurdity of it. I clicked through the dialogue trying to be a decent guy, but you know how these things go. A few wrong choices and suddenly the tone shifts. There's this one close-up shot in the alternative ending where her eyes look dead and it's the hottest thing in the whole game. Or maybe I'm just fucked up.

I wish the text didn't vanish so fast. Missed a line about her "feeling full" and had to replay the whole segment. The cursor icon doesn't change when you hover over a clickable zone so I stabbed the screen with my mouse pointer like an idiot for a good thirty seconds before accidentally progressing. Got a weird look from Brenda in accounting. The sound design is just one wet slapping noise on repeat, no music, which is perfect for hiding the tab but terrible for my concentration. I forgot to drink my coffee. Cold now. This reskin has no right being stuck in my head as much as that old gritty flash from years ago.