Rei Ayanami with a dildo bigger than her forearm is not something I thought I needed to see, but here we are. The game opens on her in that plug suit, looking all quiet and distant like she does in the anime, then you click a button and suddenly she is wearing a santa costume with her tits about to pop the buttons off. It is absurd. It is also kind of hot in that weird way where you know the character would never consent to any of this, which brings me to the ethics part. Virtual characters do not have consent, obviously, but there is something uncomfortable about taking a famously traumatized fourteen year old and making her beg for a dildo. I am not saying the game should not exist. I am saying my brain kept doing backflips between arousal and the memory of her crying in the hospital scene. Anyway.

The mechanics are simple. Pick an outfit, then click to remove pieces, then the dildo appears and you can move it around her pussy. There is breast expansion too, which is a tag I did not know I needed until I watched her boobs swell up like water balloons. The animation is janky, like someone made it in a weekend with too much coffee and not enough sleep. The pussy detail is actually decent though, wet and pink and kind of hypnotic if you zoom in. I spent way too long on the santa outfit because the red fabric against her pale skin does something to my lizard brain.

The flying tree frog tag is there but I never found the frog. Maybe it is a hidden thing. Maybe it is a lie. I clicked everywhere and no frog. That annoyed me more than it should. The game does not explain itself, which is fine, but when you promise a flying tree frog I expect a flying tree frog. The uniform option is nice too, the classic schoolgirl thing, but the undress sequence is too fast. One click and the skirt is gone. No buildup. For a game about a character known for being emotionally unavailable, the pacing feels wrong. You want the slow tease, the hesitation, but instead she just spreads her legs like a vending machine.

Still, for what it is, it works. The dildo physics are better than they have any right to be. The pussy stretches around it in a way that made me forget about the missing frog for a solid minute. Then I remembered and got mad again. The whole thing runs in browser, no download, which is convenient for a quick session. Just do not expect a story or any respect for the source material. It is a toy, not a tribute.