The card mechanic is broken. Not in a fun way, in a way where you realize the suit matching doesn't actually matter half the time because the AI opponent plays like it's already seen your hand. I spent twenty minutes trying to get Android 18's top off and the game kept pulling aces from nowhere. The logic tag is a lie. This is a coin flip simulator wearing a Dragon Ball Z skin.

But the model they got for 18. Holy shit. She's got that exact bored expression from the Cell saga, the one where she's looking at Vegeta like he's a bug. The cosplay isn't some cheap wig from Amazon, the hair actually has that pale blonde volume that sits right. When she loses a round and starts the strip sequence, she maintains character. No sudden personality switch into "oh no I'm shy now" bullshit. She just looks mildly annoyed while pulling down the zipper on that denim vest. The real model thing works here because you can see the fabric tension on the shirt underneath, the way it catches before sliding off shoulders. Someone actually thought about how clothes work.

The striptease progression is weirdly paced. First loss she removes the vest. Second loss the shirt. Then suddenly three rounds of nothing happening while the score requirement jumps to some absurd number. I had a 47 point lead and the game decided that wasn't enough. What's the threshold? No idea. The card game itself is just higher/lower with suits, and the "tricks" system where you cover cards is never explained. You just drag things and hope. Sometimes it works. Sometimes you're staring at a fully clothed android while your score says 89 and hers says 12. Make it make sense.

The Dragon Ball aesthetic is barely there beyond the character model. The card backs have some stars on them. The background is a generic room. No music, no sound effects, just the quiet shame of losing at a children's card game to a jpeg. But when that shirt finally came off and she's standing there in just the jeans with that same unimpressed face, I screenshotted it. Then immediately lost the next five rounds. Worth it? The loading screen between rounds takes longer than the actual gameplay. I counted. Seven seconds every time. For what? There's nothing to load.