Puzzy Balls. Right. The loading screen is just this blonde and two dudes, already, and you haven't done anything yet. The game's a logic puzzle, swap the bubbles to see the porn. Simple. Except my brain kept going wait, that's not a nipple, that's an elbow and then I'd have to restart the whole mental map. The first puzzle is a lesbian orgy, all tongues and slick skin, and the softcore image they show as a reference is basically useless because the actual photo is a hundred times filthier. They've got this one model with a strapon and the look on the other girl's face, I spent three minutes just staring at the wrong piece of the puzzle trying to figure out where they'd put her hand.

The mechanics are... look, it's a jigsaw but with a grid, and you slide things. I don't know what the official term is. A sliding block puzzle? Whatever. The point is, I got completely stuck on the second set, the threesome. The blonde. The two buff dudes. Double penetration. The image was already half assembled but the dicks just didn't line up, it was like a surrealist painting where the anatomy was all wrong. I moved one square and suddenly her face was on the guy's crotch and that wasn't right either, wrong context. I actually said out loud "the toy is supposed to be over there" and then remembered I was alone in my apartment talking to a browser game about a silicone sextoy placement. The shuffle button is your best friend, way better than the preview image which just taunts you with what you can't physically make happen on screen. The pics are hot though. When you finally get them right. A real sense of accomplishment, like finishing a sudoku but suddenly there's squirt.