The whole thing looks like it was coded in a weekend by someone who just discovered RPG Maker and furry porn at the same time. I mean that as a compliment, sort of. You click a rock, a door opens, then it slams shut behind you and suddenly you're in robot city. No explanation. Just bots. Hot bots apparently. The kind that let you fuck them for passwords.

I spent way too long on the first bot. She's this purple haired thing with cat ears, I think? The art is inconsistent. Sometimes a character looks detailed, other times it's like a sketch someone did on their phone during a boring meeting. The sex scenes are these static images with a text box describing what's happening. "You come in her ass." Okay. Thanks for the update, game. There's no animation, no sound, just you clicking through dialogue and occasionally picking a hole. It's primitive but weirdly engaging? Like reading a dirty comic book where half the pages are missing.

The battle system, if you can call it that, is just rock paper scissors with Pussymon. I don't know why they're called that. They're not cats. They're not pokemon either. They're just... creatures. You fight them sometimes between robot encounters. I lost a fight to what looked like a floating jellybean with tits and the game just let me continue anyway. No penalty. No game over screen. Just "you lost" and then the next robot is already asking if I want to fuck.

The translation is a disaster. Dialogue jumps between broken English and whatever language the dev actually speaks. One robot says something poetic about loneliness, the next one says "give password now for ass fucking." I wish there was a way to skip the fights entirely since they don't matter. But you can't. You just have to sit through them.

I played it on my phone during lunch break at work. The browser version runs fine, no downloads needed. Just opened it on itch.io and there I was, explaining to my boss why I was staring at a screen full of robot tits. He didn't actually see, but the paranoia was real.