Joan's got this look on her face like she's already regretting this whole expedition but she's still gonna help you reach the subordinate anyway. Classic. The ocean route isn't just some scenic detour though, it's where the real action kicks off with these creatures that are basically pocket monsters if pocket monsters were aggressively horny and had zero boundaries. You're out here trying to save the world or whatever but also getting your dick sucked by a water type. Priorities.

The training mechanics are whatever, standard RPG grind stuff, but nobody's here for the battle system. What gets me is how the game doesn't even pretend there's a line between "training your pussymon" and "letting one give you a handjob." It's just right there, no buildup, no romance subplot. You finish a fight and suddenly there's an option to fuck it in the ass. The absurdity of it loops back around to being genuinely funny, like the devs knew exactly what they were making and refused to dress it up as anything else. The blowjob animations are surprisingly decent though, got that sloppy enthusiasm you don't always see in these browser games. And the creampie scenes, chef's kiss, no pullout game whatsoever.

Wish there was more variety in the ocean pussymons themselves. After the third one you kinda know what you're getting, same body types, same expressions. But then one of them does this thing with its tongue and you forget what you were complaining about. The Joan character deserved more screen time too, she's got that tired older sister energy and I wanted to see where that went. Maybe in a patch that'll never come. Anyway the whole thing's a mess but it's my kind of mess, the kind where you're supposed to be saving the world but you've spent the last twenty minutes deciding which sea creature to cum inside. That's gaming.