Fucking interface changes, right? I'm supposed to be sorting cosplay contest entries but instead I'm clicking through Pussymon because the new item screen actually shows your shit now. Before it was just guesswork, now you can see your skills and how to unlock them. The whole progression got reworked, you don't need to hunt down some NPC to open new areas anymore. Just learn the skill and use it on the map. Simple. Wish my job worked like that.

The wild Pussymon are more aggressive now, they actually attack instead of just sitting there like idiots. Makes the grind a bit spicier. Ten new ones added, each with their own animated sexcard. The animations are deliberately rough, like someone drew them during a boring meeting, but that's the charm. It's not trying to be some polished AAA hentai thing. One of the new areas has this swamp vibe and the Pussymon there, this slime creature, the card involves tentacles and I won't lie, I had to minimize the window when my boss walked by. The sound design is nonexistent though, just silence, which is somehow more awkward than moaning would be.

Six new areas total, and the whole thing feels like a fever dream Pokemon romhack where everyone's horny and nothing makes sense. The furry tag is strong here, obviously, but it's not like, fursuit territory. More like if someone's fursona got digitized and then corrupted. I keep forgetting to mention the quest system, it's there but barely, just enough to push you toward the next Pussymon to catch. Or fuck. Whatever. The patreon link is plastered everywhere which is annoying but I get it, the dev's probably eating something worse than my sad desk salad. Still, the cheat codes are locked behind that paywall and I'm petty about it.