The award for Most Unnecessary Footjob in a Sci-Fi Noir goes to this game, no contest. I'm sitting there, deep in some conspiracy about what happened to Earth, my partner's vanished, someone just tried to blow up my apartment, and suddenly a character I met five minutes ago has her toes wrapped around my cock like we're not in the middle of a murder investigation. The tonal whiplash is real and I kind of respect how little it cares.

Voice acting caught me off guard. Actually decent, which is rare when you're dealing with 3DCG that looks like it was rendered on a toaster from 2015. The animations are stiff in that specific way where bodies move but joints don't quite connect right, hands clip through thighs, and everyone's skin has this plastic sheen that reminds me of those old Poser renders people used to post on DeviantArt. But here's the thing. The mystery hook works. You're this guy who survives an assassination, your partner disappears, and the trail leads into something way bigger involving lost Earth history and some criminal underworld spanning the galaxy. Standard setup but the writing has these moments of genuine humor that made me snort. The protagonist is a sarcastic asshole in the best way.

The harem structure means you're collecting women like they're rare chiptune vinyls, each with their own animated scene. Vaginal,