The whole thing runs on a weird mix of poker and bumper cars. You drive over cards and chips scattered on the track, trying to build the best hand while some girl in a bikini watches from the side. I kept thinking about the physics engine, or lack of it. The car slides like it's on butter, and half the time I missed the ace because the hitbox is smaller than my patience.

The striptease part is tied to real models, which is a nice touch if you're into that grainy webcam aesthetic. You win money from poker combos, then pay the girls to take off clothes. The poker itself is basic, no bluffing, no opponents, just collect and hope. I spent way too long trying to get a flush and ended up with a pair of twos and a girl who wouldn't even unbutton her top.

One thing that bugged me, the arcade mode resets your cash every time you crash into a wall. And you will crash. The steering is like driving a shopping cart with a broken wheel. I wish they'd added a rewind button or at least made the cards bigger. But then again, the whole point is to struggle a bit, right? The strip scenes are short loops, nothing crazy, but the models look like actual people, not plastic renders. That's rare for these browser games.

I forgot to mention the sound. There is none, basically. Just engine noise that cuts out randomly. It's fine, I guess. You're not here for the audio.

The poker mechanic is clever on paper, but the execution feels like someone glued two games together and hoped for the best. Still, I kept playing. Not because it's good, but because I wanted to see if the redhead would finally lose the skirt. She did, after three more rounds. Worth it? Maybe.