Boss is in a meeting so I'm hiding in the bathroom scrolling through these browser games and this one's called something about a pirate tavern. The whole thing is just two drunk guys and one woman going at it on a table, like a group orgy setup but it's really just a threesome with extra grunting. The big cock on the first pirate is honestly ridiculous, looks like a third leg, and the way it just disappears into her while the other guy waits his turn is almost comical. The rough sex tag is no joke, they're slamming into her like the ship's about to sink and nobody told them.

What gets me is the cumshot mechanic. You're supposed to click to help them finish, I think, but the timing is weird and half the time I just end up staring at the loop of the blowjob part which is actually the best animated bit. Her mouth stretches in a way that's physically impossible but whatever, it's a cartoon. The sound is just wet slapping noises on repeat, no music, no voices, just flesh sounds that started making me paranoid someone outside the stall could hear through my headphones. I had to turn the volume down to like 10 percent.

I wish there was more buildup or at least a way to switch positions yourself instead of watching the same sequence. The group orgy tag is misleading, it's just these three and a bunch of empty benches in the background. Missed opportunity for some actual tavern chaos, you know? Anyway the door just opened so I gotta go.