God, another one of these. Pump Sales. The name alone should win an award for least sexy thing ever. But you know how it goes, you see the customize tag and think maybe, just maybe this one has something. You get the sliders. Hair, tits, the usual. Spent way too long getting the blonde just right, nice big proportions because that's what the tags promised, and then... pfft. The model just breaks during the first animation. Limbs doing the macarena while she's supposed to be giving a simple presentation. Classic.

So the plot, if you can call it that, is this weird office sim where you're selling pumps. Literal industrial pumps I think. Each day unlocks some new naughty scene but the pacing is built like a soggy sandwich. One minute you're clicking through excel sheet parody screens, next thing the boss has his cock out with zero buildup. No tension, no game. Just a jump from boring work menus to sudden fucking. They didn't even try to animate the clothes coming off right, the skirt just phases through the floor.

The customization reverts sometimes btw. You'll have her looking one way, then a scene loads and it's the default bob-cut hair again. Makes me mental. There was one hot moment though. Day 4, if you pick the "stay late" option, she bends over the desk and the angle actually lines up. For about five seconds I forgot about all the jank. Then the sound loop started stuttering like a broken fax machine and I lost it. Just a wet slapping noise on repeat with a click that wouldn't stop. Had to close the whole browser tab.

It's not all terrible. The sheer absurdity has a certain charm if you're drunk enough. But man, that one bug where the vibrator item just floats beside her ear like a weird cybernetic implant... I can't. I just can't. This is the kind of game you'd only wish on a forum troll. The quest marker broke on Day 5 so I never even finished it. Maybe the final scene is actually good? Won't know. Don't care anymore.