Three wives, and one of them has tits that don't make anatomical sense. I spent ten minutes just on the first dialog loop, clicking around, trying to see if her portrait would jiggle. It didn't. The art is from some older Japanese game, upscaled and edited, and you can really tell on the skin shading. Looks a bit like a flash game from 2006 got a vaseline filter. Not complaining exactly, just... noticing.

The writer is Ebihime, which is why I clicked. There's a certain cadence to the dirty talk here that you don't get in machine translated stuff. One scene, the wife character is supposed to be all shy but then she just, like, switches. A real specific phrase she uses about wanting to be filled up caught me off guard. Not the words, but the suddenness. The choices are weird. You get three options and sometimes they all feel like the same sentence reworded. Picked "comfort her" once and got a handjob. Okay, sure. That's a kind of comfort. The cumshot scenes have that typical hentai volume, like a firehose, which is always funny. Like, biologically, where is all that stored?

Didn't even touch the other two romanceable characters. Got stuck on the first route, something about a childhood promise. Honestly I was just skipping to see the next CG unlock. The full version is supposed to be out by now, I think? The description says March or April but this is the old beta. There's a link to the finished one but I didn't click it. The whole thing feels like peeking at a rough sketch. The sound design is non existent, just mouse clicks. For a visual novel, you'd want some mood music. Just silence and these big anime eyes staring at you while you decide how to accidentally marry someone. The patreon early access thing is mentioned, which, whatever. I just wanted to see if the writing held up. It did, mostly, when it wasn't just a wall of text. The font choice is terrible.