Boss is in a meeting so I’m alt tabbing like a degenerate. This thing is basically Nearphotison’s brain turned into a fuckable sandbox. You know the artist, right? The one who draws those absurdly thick milfs and monster girls with proportions that make physics cry. Well now they’re all in one interdimensional sex hub and you just wander around getting your dick wet. It’s a parody of everything, I think. There’s a dragon lady with tits bigger than her torso and some elf who keeps accidentally flashing people. I spent twenty minutes just watching a goblin girl strip in the town square because the exhibitionism system is baked right in.

The dialogue is pure shitpost energy. One minute you’re having a heartfelt chat with a gilf about parallel universes, next thing you know she’s bent over a barrel and you’re rawdogging her while a slime monster watches. Voyeurism is apparently a community sport here. I accidentally triggered a group scene with two monster girls and some dude who looked like he walked out of a shonen anime. Gay content just happens, no big announcement, which I respect. The sandbox means you can ignore the weird horror undertones and just focus on the creampie logistics. Or don’t. I still don’t understand why the catgirl runs a prostitution ring but honestly I stopped asking questions after the third anal scene.

Soundtrack is surprisingly chill for a place where you can grope a milf in broad daylight. No voice acting though, which is a crime. Imagine hearing these characters moan. Anyway the big ass tag is underselling it, these cheeks have their own gravitational pull. Monster girl designs are creative but some of the human characters look like they were drawn during a lunch break. Still fapped. The dating sim elements are there if you want romance but why bother when you can just pay a goblin for a blowie behind the tavern. Wait, did I mention the lesbian content? Two elves scissoring near the fountain. Very tasteful. Very sticky.