Oh fuck me, the menu screen alone. That janky, low rent 3D model of the dad glaring at you like he caught you jerking off into his protein powder. And the music. Sounds like a royalty free loop from a 2008 flash game about killing zombies. I knew right there this was gonna be a beautiful disaster. Marcus, our boy, gets shipped off to boot camp because daddy’s a prick. Standard stuff. But the boot camp section. My god. It’s like three clicks and a loading screen, then boom, he’s back. Time skip handled with all the grace of a brick through a window. Everyone he knew is banging someone else or just... old. The neighbor MILF, though. Her model got an upgrade. Her skin texture looks like a plastic doll left in a hot car, but the way those dead eyes stare while she’s lecturing you about your life choices, right before the spanking scene triggers. You get a dialogue option that’s basically “feel sorry for myself” or “grab her ass.” I chose ass. The animation that followed, I can’t even call it spanking. More like his hand is vibrating against her polygon with a slapping sound effect that’s about half a second out of sync. Her ass doesn’t even jiggle. It just... accepts the vibration. I was losing my mind. But also, weirdly, getting into it. The sheer audacity.

The revenge plot. That’s the hook, right? Get back at the people who wronged you. So you end up in this voyeur scene, peeping on your old crush. She’s a virgin, the game tells you with a big text box that covers half her tits. Fucking UI design, man. You watch her, and the whole thing is framed like a security camera feed, complete with a fake timestamp. A nice touch, actually. Then you confront her, and the oral sex scene starts. Her mouth is a black void. Not a metaphor. The inside of her mouth texture is just missing. It’s a void of pure nothingness where a tongue should be. And the sound. Wet, sloppy, like someone stirring a bowl of cold oatmeal with a plunger. I came anyway. Don’t judge me. The whole thing is a fever dream of broken triggers and missing textures, like the anal scene later where the creampie just appears as a static white blob that floats slightly off center from her asshole. It’s not a game, it’s a cry for help rendered in 3DCG. I need to see what happens next.