Right off the bat, the jiggle physics on the landlady's chest are doing some heavy lifting. Not a complaint, just an observation. My Place Is Cursed drops you into managing a creepy old apartment block, which honestly feels like a thin excuse to peep through keyholes. The voyeurism angle is front and center, no subtlety at all. You're this new building manager and the first tenant you meet has tits that defy both gravity and the fabric of her shirt. The animation during her introduction scene, where she's just talking about a leaky faucet, has her chest moving like it's got its own heartbeat. Distracting? Completely. Effective? My dick says yes.

Spent way too long figuring out the cursed object mechanic. Some ghostly vase in room 204 lets you see through walls, which is how you catch the redhead in 3B during her nightly ritual. The masturbation scene there is surprisingly detailed for a browser game, the way her hand disappears under the waistband while the other gropes her own massive ass. The sound design is just these wet, rhythmic squelches that made me check if my headphones were connected right. They were. The handjob sequence later with the goth chick from the basement laundry room has this weird timing minigame that feels like it was coded by someone who's never actually received one. The stroke speed doesn't match the meter at all. Still finished the scene though.

The male protagonist is a blank slate, which I guess is the point, but his internal monologue during the voyeur bits reads like a bad translation of a bad porno script. "Her mountains of flesh call to me like cursed sirens." Actual line. I laughed, then kept playing. The big tits tag isn't just a suggestion, it's a promise the game keeps with almost aggressive dedication. Every female character looks like they'd have permanent back problems. The mobile game aspect means the controls are simple taps, but the hitbox for the peephole on the second floor is infuriatingly small. Tapped the damn hallway wall like twelve times before the scene triggered. The cursed apartment premise could use a DLC where the ghosts get involved directly, maybe a possession scene where the spirits make the tenants extra handsy with themselves while you watch. That would take the spice up a notch from just being a spectator with a magic vase.