The laundry buzzer went off right when Erica started that thing with her tongue. Not in the game, I mean. In the game. Diego was watching from the closet like a creep and I'm sitting there with my phone, one hand on the spin cycle button, trying to figure out if Edward knows what's happening or if he's just that dense. The 3D models are kinda janky, honestly. Erica's tits have their own gravitational field, they don't move right when she bends over. But somehow that makes it hotter? Like those old renders people used to post on 4chan. Uncanny valley but for your dick.

The whole thing is a kinetic novel so you're just clicking through, no choices. Which normally I'd hate but between folding towels and pretending I'm looking up recipes, it's perfect. You don't have to think. Just watch this guy's wife slowly get corrupted while he gets off on it. Netorase, not netorare, important distinction. He wants it to happen. That's the whole kink. Diego's this smooth fucker who keeps "accidentally" walking in on Erica changing and Edward's just... letting it happen. Encouraging it even. There's this one scene where Erica's bent over the kitchen counter and Diego's behind her and she looks back at Edward with this expression. Half guilty, half asking permission. And Edward's just stroking himself. I had to put my phone down for a second. Not because it was bad. Because the dryer finished and I needed to switch loads.

The writing's translated from something. Spanish maybe? Some lines hit weird. "Your wife's holes are now my property" or whatever. But the teasing, god. Diego doesn't just jump in. He brushes against her. "Accidentally" sees her towel slip. Builds it up over like twenty scenes until you're screaming at the screen just fuck already. And when they finally do, it's worth it. Big ass bouncing, the sound effects are way too wet, like someone stirring mac and cheese. I wish there was voice acting. Even bad voice acting would make this ten times better. The silence during the sex scenes is weird when everything else is so loud. But whatever. For a browser game I played while my kid was at soccer practice, it did exactly what it needed to do. The ending's whatever. Don't care. The journey was the point.