The princess puzzle was broken for a while, you know. I only found out because I kept clicking on the same damn cake, thinking my browser was acting up. Three endings now, apparently. I got the one where she just looks disappointed. Not even angry, just... disappointed. It stung more than it should have for a game that looks like it was drawn during a particularly boring office meeting.

MrPinku's whole thing is this weird mix of "send nudes and I'll put you in the game" energy and actual puzzle design. The Dungeons&Morons title isn't lying. You're basically clicking through these horny little logic traps. One puzzle has you choosing which cake to give someone, and the wrong choice leads to... well, let's just say the princess doesn't get what she wants. Or maybe she does? I don't know, I haven't unlocked all the endings. The humor is so dry it makes the explicit stuff feel almost accidental, like you stumbled into a pornographic pop-up while trying to read a webcomic about sad wizards.

There's only three puzzles right now. Three. And the whole thing is free, which makes me suspicious. What's the catch? Oh right, the catch is you can literally ask to be added to the game if you send a picture. I keep imagining some guy named Greg from accounting just... appearing in the background of a quest, fully naked, holding a spreadsheet. The Patreon link is right there, no shame. I respect that. The puzzles themselves are simple but the choices actually branch, which is more than I expected from something that proudly calls itself "Ultimate Dungeons&Morons." I clicked on a cake and got a sex scene. I clicked on a different cake and got a lecture. This is basically my dating life summarized in a browser game.