The bite animation loops weird if you pick the blonde first. Her neck pixelates for half a second, like the artist got bored mid-frame and just said fuck it, ship it. That's the whole vibe here honestly. Mark's a fresh vampire, dumb as a bag of hammers, and you're steering him through a night club full of women who apparently can't smell the undead stink on him. The pickup lines are so bad they wrap back around to funny. One option is literally just staring at her chest until she notices. She does. It works. I laughed, then felt weird about laughing.

The sound design though. Whoever recorded these wet mouth noises deserves a raise or therapy. There's a slurp when he feeds that made me check if my headphones were leaking. And the club music in the background is this generic thump-thump loop that never changes, even during the intimate scenes. So you're trying to get into the mood while some royalty-free beat sounds like it's playing from a phone in another room. Immersion killer. But then she moans and it's this breathy, close-mic thing that goes straight through your spine. I don't know how to feel.

Choices matter more than you'd think for a game this short. Pick the wrong drink and she leaves. Pick the right one and suddenly you're in a back room with her legs over your shoulders. The writing flips between trying to be sexy and accidentally being hilarious. Mark's internal monologue during the feeding is pure cringe poetry. "Her blood tastes like summer and bad decisions." What does that even mean? I wish there was a skip button for his thoughts. There isn't. But the second victim, the one with the silver dress, her scene has this slow build that actually works. The way she tilts her head back, the pause before the bite. Then the animation glitches again and her arm bends backwards. Still hot though. I don't know why I keep replaying it. Maybe I just like the slurp.