I died. Then a blue box with text that would make a 2005 flash game blush popped up and some demon lady with udders the size of my torso is calling me "Master." The art here isn't winning awards. It's that specific kind of 2DCG where every female character looks like they're smuggling weather balloons under a thin coat of paint, and the one trap character has a more defined jawline than the actual male protagonist, who by the way, is a blank faced void of personality.

The "Monster Lord" part is just a framing device to get you groping a slime girl in under two minutes. And yes, there's gay content, which the game handles with all the subtlety of a brick through a window. One minute you're getting a titfuck from a harpy, the next a very effeminate elf is giving you a look and the dialogue wheel offers you a handjob option. I respect the hustle. No romance, no build up, just "you died, here's a furry with a big ass, now point and click until the creampie animation loops." The sandbox elements are as deep as a puddle. You click on a map, you go to a scene, you choose an explicit act from a list. That's it. That's the game.

I spent way too long staring at a background asset of a castle that looked like it was drawn in MS Paint with the spray can tool. There's this one scene with a lamia, the vaginal sex animation is like two sprites being rubbed together with all the passion of a slide projector changing slides. The voyeurism tag kicks in randomly, you'll just be walking through a forest and suddenly a dryad is masturbating behind a tree, and you can just... watch. It's uncomfortable but also weirdly compelling, like finding a weird bug under a rock. The game never explains why this is happening or gives you a reason to care. Monster Lord: Reincarnated is a disjointed, horny mess that knows exactly what it is, a fap delivery system with zero pretense, and honestly? The gacha game I have on my phone has more engaging storylines, but at least here the jpegs don't cost me $50.