Was half expecting a tennis thing but it's baseball. With a blonde who looks like she wandered off a 2000s beer commercial set. The ball comes at you and you swing. Simple. Except the bat moves opposite to your mouse and my brain just could not compute for the first twenty tries.

Every hit, her clothes come off. Piece by piece. Not a striptease in the sexy dancing sense, more like an arcade punishment reward. Miss and you get nothing, she stands there smirking, that same looped idle animation. I don't know who this model is but she has that specific look, like she knows you're failing and finds it genuinely funny. That smirk made me miss even more. Got stuck on the skirt phase forever. My cursor kept drifting to the edge of the browser window and then I'd have to click back in and the timing was all fucked. The mirroring mechanic, whoever thought of that, I hate you but also I kept playing.

The sound is just generic pops and a little chime when you score. Could've used some voice lines. A laugh when you miss, maybe. Something to make the humiliation feel more personal. I wish the game registered my frustration somehow. Three words: frustrating mirror bat. That's the whole vibe. You flail, you curse, she undresses eventually. There's no progression system or anything, just pure hand-eye coordination torture disguised as an adult game. The whole thing runs in browser so you can alt-tab real fast when someone walks in. Not that I've done that. The arcade feeling is strong, like one of those machines at a carnival where you know it's rigged but you keep putting quarters in anyway.