The first thing that hits you is the sound. Or lack of it. There's this weird ambient hum that cuts out completely when you click on the catgirl's tail, like the whole game just forgot how to audio for a second. Happens every time. Nobody's fixing that.

I spent twenty minutes just clicking through the sandbox menus trying to figure out why my childhood friend kept challenging me to wrestling matches. She's got these tanlines that go on forever and she's always grabbing my character's arm. The writing is... look, it's a Koikatsu game, you know what you're getting. But there's this one scene where she pins you down and the dialogue just loops. Same three lines. Over and over. I left it running while I checked Discord and came back to her still saying "you're not getting up" for the fortieth time. The pregnancy system is weirdly detailed though. Like someone spent way too long on the belly physics but forgot to give the elf character more than two facial expressions during the hymen breaker scene.

The monster girl with the lactation thing. Why does she have a robot friend who just watches? The voyeurism tag is doing some heavy lifting there but the robot never reacts. It's just... there. During the group scene with the elves and the harem stuff, the camera keeps clipping through the floor. You'll be in the middle of this whole BDSM humiliation sequence with the male protagonist using his superpowers and suddenly you're looking at the underside of the map. The ahegao faces are standard Koikatsu fare but the orgasm denial mechanic resets if you alt-tab. Found that out the hard way during the sci-fi dating sim portion where the catgirl wants to go exhibitionism mode in what I think was supposed to be a space station but looks more like someone's garage with blue lights.

The spanking sound effect is just a stock noise I've heard in three other games. I wish the groping interactions during the cosplay segments had more variety but the creampie animations are surprisingly smooth for how janky everything else is. The virgin blood effect during the first vaginal scene with the tanlines girl looks like someone spilled ketchup on the screen. The titfuck physics are fine I guess. The squirting is way overdone, like a fire hose, completely breaks the mood during the lesbian domination parts where the elf is supposed to be all serious and commanding. The slave stuff with the monster girl gets repetitive fast but the handjob animations have this one frame that's actually kind of hot before it loops back to the beginning. The pregnant sex scenes clip even worse than the regular ones. The horror elements are just jumpscares that interrupt the lewd stuff at random. The fantasy setting makes no sense with the sci-fi elements but the male domination path has some decent writing if you can ignore the typos. The group sex scenes tank the framerate. The cosplay outfits clip through everything. The dating sim stats don't seem to matter. The superpowers are just menu options. The exhibitionism is mostly just doing the same scenes but outside. The humiliation dialogue is actually pretty good when it's not repeating. The ahegao faces are too much. The creampie animations are the best part. The hymen breaker scene is awkward. The lactation is weirdly detailed. The voyeurism robot just stands there. The wrestling is the best minigame. The sound keeps cutting out. The tanlines are perfect. The catgirl's tail is bugged. I keep playing it anyway.