I'm stuck on this one scene where Sonia takes off her helmet for the first time. The wind effect is basically just her hair doing this weird stiff sway, like someone's holding a fan just off camera. It's not even the worst thing I've seen but I can't stop looking at it. The whole game has this "we tried" energy that's honestly kind of endearing when you're not expecting polished shit.

The biker cop dynamic should be hotter than it is. Sonia's got this whole leather and attitude thing going on, blonde hair whipping around while she revs her bike through Springdale. The racing segments are surprisingly not garbage, I actually caught myself leaning forward during a chase. Then you get to the good stuff with another female cop and the uniform stays on, which I appreciate. The sex scenes have this clunky rhythm where you can almost feel someone clicking through animation states. But the sounds. The sounds are doing heavy lifting here. Whoever did the audio work understood the assignment even if the visuals are still in beta.

My leaderboard brain wants to optimize everything but there's nothing really to optimize here. You just click through and sometimes there's a fight, sometimes there's a racing minigame that feels like a flash game from 2007. The lesbian content is straightforward, no weird male gaze shit getting in the way. Two women going at it while one's still got her badge on. That specific detail got me. I wish the dialogue wasn't so stiff though, like they translated it through three languages and then back. Won't be fixed, won't be patched, this is what we've got. The gas smell line in the description is weirdly poetic and the game never lives up to that one sentence.