The redhead’s tits bounce with this weird rhythm during the titfuck minigame, like the physics gave up halfway through. Not complaining though. That’s where Chris ends up after his pickup line about melons actually works, which is the most unrealistic part of this whole thing. I mean, the guy walks up to two sunbathing women, says something about their breasts looking like fruit, and suddenly it’s threesome time. In what universe.

The massage segment before that is where I kept messing up. You have to click and drag at this specific speed or the pleasure meter drops and the redhead gives you this disappointed look that honestly stings more than it should. Took me maybe fifteen tries to figure out the timing wasn’t about being fast but being steady. My wrist actually hurt after. The cumshot at the end of that scene lands on her face but the animation cuts off weird, like the artist ran out of frames and just said fuck it, good enough.

The hentai style is deliberately rough, sketchy lines and colors that bleed outside the outlines sometimes. It fits though. Makes the whole thing feel like a doujin you’d find buried on some forum at 4am. The big tits are absurdly big, like back problems waiting to happen, and the redhead’s nipples are this shade of pink that doesn’t exist in nature. Chris’s dialogue is translated in that charming broken English way where you can tell someone just ran it through Google Translate and called it a day. “Your mellons are so juicy I want to taste” is an actual line. I screenshotted it.

The threesome scene unlocks after you beat both minigames and it’s fine I guess. The positioning is awkward, limbs going everywhere, and there’s this one frame where the brunette’s face looks like she’s reconsidering every life choice that led her here. Relatable. The pickup part at the beginning has dialogue options but they don’t matter, you always end up in the same place. Kind of like real life actually.