lmao the king's dick broke. not even joking, that's the whole setup here. murton the healer, some big shot in lavindor, gets called in because the royal sausage went limp. and now you're mixing herbs and whatever else to brew a love potion. a love potion. in a fantasy game with anime tiddies everywhere. you know exactly where this is going.

the art is deliberately jank, like someone's first deviantart upload but hornier. characters have that shiny plastic skin and eyes bigger than their future. but honestly? it works. the big tits tag is not lying, these things have their own gravitational pull. murton's first pickup attempt with the tavern girl had me wheezing, the dialogue is so bad it circles back to being art. "i need your... essence... for the king's potion" bro just say you want a titfuck and move on. the blowjob scene with the elf apothecary, her expression doesn't change once, dead fish eyes while the audio crackles like a dying radio. i couldn't stop clicking.

the potion brewing minigame makes zero sense. you match colored vials or something? i failed it three times and still got the scene. actually failing gave me a different scene where murton gets kicked in the balls by a disgruntled witch, which was the hardest i laughed all week. more games need ball-kicking fail states.

the fantasy setting is basically just an excuse for corsets and thigh highs. there's a dragon mentioned once and never shown, classic. the king never appears either, you just hear about his limp dick through messengers. what a gig, being the kingdom's official dick fixer. murton's healing magic is just blue sparkles that somehow lead to sex, don't think about it. the pickup dialogue options are like a bad tinder bio generator, every choice ends the same way but the journey is pure cringe comedy gold. the titfuck scene specifically, the physics are so broken, boobs clipping through the character model like a bethesda glitch. i screenshotted it. it's my desktop background now.