The quiz format, right. It's a thing. You're some college kid, and the whole point is to work your way through a bunch of girls by answering trivia. My first thought was, this is like that time I tried to use Duolingo but for getting laid. The questions are genuinely weird, one minute it's a basic history thing, the next it's some obscure biology fact that had me opening a new tab to Wikipedia. No shame. The game calls it "training your brain and your penis" which is a phrase that's stuck in my head now, like a bad song.

The art is that unpolished hentai style, you know the one, where the boobs are massive and the anatomy is more of a suggestion. The teacher character, a "mistress" type, has this look that's supposed to be stern but just comes off as bored. There's a doggystyle scene after you beat the first girl, a blonde with a ponytail, and the animation is basically a slideshow. Two frames, maybe three. The cumshot is just a static white splatter that appears and then, that's it. You move on. I spent way too long staring at the way her ponytail clipped through her shoulder. It's not a bug, it's a feature of this whole deliberately rough vibe. But then the next girl, a goth chick with short hair, her