God, the bar music in this thing loops like a dying smoke detector. But I couldn't stop clicking. There's this girl, right? She's at a table looking like someone just cancelled her favorite show. And you just... walk over. No big intro. The dialogue choices are so blunt, like "You seem sad" or "Can I buy you a drink?" and she actually reacts like a real person would, a little guarded at first. I picked the drink option and the whole thing felt weirdly tense, like a first date where you're both broke and nervous.

Then the weeks start skipping. That's where my brain melted a little. You meet her again, and again, and her body is just... doing things. The breast expansion isn't some slow, classy morph. One scene her shirt is normal, the next time you see her the buttons are screaming for mercy. It's so unpolished, the art almost looks like a rough sketch someone did on a napkin, but that's what makes it hotter? Like finding a dirty doodle in a notebook. There's a moment where she leans forward and the sound effect is just a stock "boing" noise, I swear to god, and I laughed but also I didn't click away. The ass expansion is even more ridiculous, her jeans just sort of give up. I spent way too long on one dialogue tree where she talks about feeling "full" and the writing is so clumsy it circles back around to being charming. Or maybe I'm just down bad, who knows.

The sex scene, when it finally happens, is rough. Like, the animation is maybe three frames on a loop. But the cumshot is absurd, just a flood. It's all so barebones, the game basically admits it's brand new and barely finished. The humor is accidental half the time, I think. There's no polish, no fancy menus, just this weird, horny little story that keeps tripping over its own feet. Why does the bar change color in week three? I don't know. It's a mess. A sticky, ridiculous mess that I already want to check back on when it's "fleshed out." If it ever gets a real budget, it might lose the whole vibe.