Luke’s first day at L.P. isn’t exactly what you’d call orientation. There’s no HR slideshow. Instead there’s a welcome party that’s basically a room full of people fucking. I mean that literally. He walks in, some guy’s getting his dick sucked in the corner, and within minutes Luke’s balls deep in a coworker while his new boss watches. The game doesn’t even pretend to build up to it. One second you’re clicking through dialogue about moving to a new city, the next you’re choosing which hole to finish in. The creampie animations are surprisingly detailed for something that feels like it was rendered on a potato.

The boss lady, she’s got this whole MILF thing going on, big tits, power suit, the works. She confesses she’s been eyeing Luke since he walked through the door and basically gives him a free pass to bang anyone in the office. And he does. There’s this one scene with two girls from accounting that just goes on forever. The sound design is weirdly inconsistent though. Sometimes the moaning loops perfectly, other times it cuts out completely and you’re just watching silent 3DCG bodies slapping together. Distracting as hell. Also the pregnancy mechanic. I don’t know if it’s a bug or what but every single creampie scene triggers the pregnancy route even when it doesn’t make sense. Like, his sister? Come on. The incest tag isn’t subtle either, she shows up at his apartment unannounced and things escalate way too fast. The dialogue during that scene reads like it was translated through three different languages.

The harem stuff piles on quick. Virgin coworker, boss’s lesbian friend who suddenly wants dick, some interracial scenes with a neighbor that feel tacked on. The group sex sequences are where the game actually shines though. The office orgy in chapter four has this one angle where you can see everything happening at once and the facial animations almost look good. Almost. The controls during those scenes are a mess. You’re supposed to switch between partners but the hitboxes are tiny and I kept accidentally clicking the skip button. Lost a whole scene that way. Never got it back. The gallery mode doesn’t unlock half the stuff you’ve already seen either. Typical.