My kid found this game on his phone and I nearly had a heart attack. Not because of the sex, that I expected after seeing the app name, but because the protagonist is such a loser I don't want my son thinking this is how men should act. Shawn works at some electronics shop and these women just walk all over him. His roommate Palla lives there for free and still treats him like garbage. Then there's this coworker Amy who has zero respect. I watched him try to talk to her and she basically laughed in his face.

The actual gameplay is this weird mix of texting and gift giving. You can send dirty messages to the girls, which I guess is realistic because that's what kids do these days on Snapchat or whatever. The art is hand drawn, pretty good actually. There's this one scene with Audrey where she's teasing him with her feet and I was like okay, that's a thing apparently. The game lets you get them pregnant which seems like a terrible life choice for someone who can barely afford rent with a mooching roommate. You can also buy them piercings? I don't understand the appeal but fine.

What bothered me was how the game presents being a doormat as the default. You have to work to become "a chad" which is some internet term I had to look up. The sex scenes are explicit, full on vaginal, oral, titfucks, the whole thing. At least there's a harem option so you don't have to pick just one, though the polyamory stuff felt weirdly wholesome compared to everything else. The hint system is helpful I guess, tells you where the girls are so you can stalk them efficiently. Wait, that came out wrong. I just mean the game mechanics make it easy to find them. There's like fifty locations and I kept getting lost in the electronics store which is apparently where Shawn works when he's not being humiliated by women with big tits. The sandbox style means you just wander around hoping to bump into someone, which is honestly how dating felt before Tinder ruined everything.