ok so i started this game thinking it would be like those old flash porn things but with mass effect characters, you know the ones that barely worked and you had to click everywhere. this one actually runs smooth which surprised me. the whole thing is liara tsoni and jaina proudmoore? yeah i dont get the crossover either but whatever, theyre both here and liara's got those huge areolas which is exactly what i wanted to see since playing the trilogy. her thighs too, the tag said big thighs and they delivered, like genuinely thick.

the scene with garrosh hellscream is something else. his orc dick is massive, like absurdly big, and watching liara try to handle it is both ridiculous and hot. the sound design is weirdly good for a browser game, the wet noises are actually timed right which never happens. jaina's cleavage is basically its own character at this point, just constantly in frame, and i kept thinking about how blizzard would lose their minds if they saw this. the whole thing has this unpolished charm, like someone made it in a weekend but really cared about the specific parts that matter. the animations are janky in between poses but during the actual scenes they smooth out somehow.

i wish there was more liara content specifically, the game jumps between characters and i just wanted to stay with her. the garrosh part goes on too long maybe, or not long enough, depends on what youre into. the big penis tag is no joke though, its practically a plot point. the world of warcraft orc design is actually recognizable which is funny considering the context. my only real complaint is the menu is confusing and i accidentally restarted twice. but yeah, for what it is, it scratches a very specific itch that i didnt know i had since 2012.