The tits in Last Drop are fucking ridiculous. Not in a bad way, just... they're everywhere. First scene hits and boom, these massive things take up half the screen. I laughed. Then I kept clicking. That's the whole experience really.

The game calls itself a visual novel but it's more like someone's fever dream after scrolling through too many hentai galleries at 4am. You're just this guy, first person view, and stuff happens. Hot women appear. They have conversations that make zero sense. The dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages and then someone said fuck it, good enough. But here's the thing, I couldn't stop. There's this one choice early on where you pick between going left or right on a path. Left leads to a blowjob scene that comes out of absolutely nowhere. Right leads to... actually I don't know, I picked left three times. The CG art is static but the artist clearly spent 90% of their time on the breasts and 10% on everything else. Faces look slightly off, like everyone's mildly confused about why they're there. Relatable.

The plot claims it's based on real events which is the funniest thing I've read all week. Real events where what, you stumbled into a dimension where every woman has back problems and zero self preservation instinct? The scenery is actually nice though, some beach shots that made me wish I was playing a normal game for about five seconds. Then another pair of tits filled the screen and I forgot what I was thinking about. The unexpected outcomes they promise are... well, one scene involves a hot tub and I genuinely did not see that position coming. My spine hurts just remembering it. The game crashed once when I tried to skip too fast. Reloaded, worked fine. Whatever. It's janky and horny and probably took someone a weekend to make but I've played worse things that cost actual money. This one's free and it knows exactly what it is. A tit delivery system with occasional dialogue.