The loading screen is just a jpg that says something in russian and I'm already clicking before I remember my wife could walk in any second. This is what I get for trying to squeeze in a quick one while the laundry's spinning. It's basically that cheerleader game but with a catgirl now, which honestly I don't get why they bothered. Same giant dick, same three options that pop up like some kind of fast food menu. Ass, pussy, or just rubbing it. Pick your poison.

The facial animation when you finish is actually decent though, she does this little flinch that caught me off guard. I spent way too long trying to get the perfect angle for the creampie shot because the pov camera fights you like a shopping cart with a bad wheel. You drag left and it jerks right, you drag up and suddenly you're staring at the ceiling texture which is just gray. Why is it always gray. I've seen this exact gray in three other browser games and it haunts me. The cat ears clip through her hair in missionary position and I noticed it once and now I can't unsee it, like a dead pixel on a monitor you paid too much for.

The sound is just one wet loop that doesn't match the speed you're going so it feels like you're fucking to a metronome that's drunk. I muted it after thirty seconds and put on a podcast instead, which is probably the most dad thing I've done all week. There's no buildup system or anything, you just click and things happen until the meter fills. My phone buzzed with a work email halfway through and I almost threw it across the room. The game doesn't pause when you tab out so I came back to her just staring at me with those dead anime eyes, waiting. That image will stick with me longer than anything else here.