Five minutes on the bus, right? Phone screen dim, trying to get something going before my stop. Found this thing, a Kasumi dress up. You know the one. From that fighting game with the physics.

Loaded it up and she's just standing there in her blue getup, that default one. The first click took off the chest wrap and I swear the drawing got worse. Like the artist spent all their skill on the initial pose and then just gave up on the anatomy underneath. Her tits became these weird shiny orbs that don't connect to her ribs properly. Still clicked through. You can pull off the little skirt and then the panties. The bra too, but there's this weird order where you have to click the waistband twice and nothing happens, then suddenly it's gone. A true mystery of game design.

Then the main event, I guess. There's a purple vibrator. Looks like a cheap thing from a late night ad, not even rendered well, just a flat purple tube. You drag it over. The whole thing is just a simple drag and drop. You can put it between her legs and there's a looped animation that plays. Very basic. No sound, which is a crime honestly. What's the point of a vibrator without a buzzing noise? I had my earbuds in expecting something and got silence. Just the bus engine.

The whole thing feels like a school project someone forgot to finish. The background is a flat gradient. Her face stays exactly the same, that neutral DOA expression, whether she's fully clothed or... not. I wish there was some kind of reaction, a blush, anything. But it's just a paper doll you're undressing. I did spend way too long trying to perfectly align the vibrator, like pixel perfect. That's my own issue. Got to my stop before I could, you know. So technically it's a success? Five minutes of distracted fumbling.