You know what gets me about the whole neko thing? The ears. Always the ears. Slutty McSlut has them, obviously, perched on top of her head like two furry apostrophes, twitching whenever the quiz pops up another question about where to stick what. I spent maybe too long staring at them instead of reading the dialogue. The art is rough, deliberately so, like someone drew it on a napkin during a boring meeting and then scanned it at 150dpi. That's not a complaint. It works. The jank is the point.

The quiz mechanic is basically just multiple choice with hentai rewards. Pick the dumbest option, get the scene. Pick the smart option, probably get a scene anyway because the hero is an idiot and Slutty McSlut has her own agenda. There's this one bit where you're in a forest or something, I don't know, the backgrounds are barely there, and a furry character shows up. Not the neko kind, the actual animal-with-boobs kind. The game doesn't explain who they are. They just appear, ask a question about mating habits, and then there's a full page spread of whatever answer you chose. I clicked the wrong thing on purpose three times just to see if the art changed. It did. Slightly. The tail position was different.

I wish the text scrolled faster. There's no skip button that I could find and some of the dialogue loops if you fail the quiz. The slutty mcslut tag is accurate, she's aggressively horny in a way that feels almost like a parody of itself, which I think it is. Or maybe not. The humor lands somewhere between a shitpost and a genuine attempt at storytelling. Remember that old flash game where you had to undress a catgirl by answering trivia about cheese? This is like that but with more cumshots and less cheese. The adventure tag is generous. You click, you read, you nut. That's the quest. The quest is to nut. Congratulations, hero.