That fucking lute music. It's been three days and I can still hear it when I close my eyes. Not that I'm complaining, the soundtrack in this thing is weirdly good for a game where you're mostly trying to figure out which monster girl you can knock up next. My boss walked past my desk twice yesterday while I had it minimized, and I'm pretty sure he saw the Witcher-style dialogue choices before I could alt-tab to my spreadsheet. Whatever, Gerald from accounting plays some farming sim all day and nobody cares.

The prince thing is whatever, standard exile returns to claim his throne plot that's basically just an excuse to travel around sticking your dick in everything that moves. But here's the thing I actually got invested in the political backstabbing somehow? There's this one scene where you're supposed to be gathering intel on a rival noble, and instead I spent twenty minutes reading lore about succession laws. The corruption mechanics are there but they're not as deep as I wanted, you basically just watch the meter fill up and then suddenly everyone's morals are optional. I wish the voyeurism scenes were more interactive instead of just clicking through animations, but the handjob sequence with the elf in the library was... look, I had to take an early lunch after that one.

The pregnancy system is where it gets properly unhinged. You can build this whole harem of monster girls and they actually show, which is more than most games bother with. The creampie scenes aren't subtle about what's happening, and the vaginal sex animations loop in that slightly janky way where you can see the seams if you're paying attention. But the witcher influences are everywhere, the monster designs, the morally grey choices, the way every romance option has some tragic backstory you have to fix. I accidentally got the harpy pregnant before I even understood how the relationship system worked and now she follows me around making nesting comments. This game is a mess and I can't stop playing it during conference calls.