The milk mechanic is what got me, honestly. You're just clicking and dragging on these massive tits and watching the counter go up. My wife called me to take out the trash right when I hit 50 liters. Fifty. What even is that number. The sound is this wet squelching noise that my phone speaker made way too loud and I fumbled to mute it while holding a garbage bag.

Tina's model is... well it's Dead or Alive but someone went into the settings and maxed out the sliders until the program begged for mercy. Her chest is ridiculous. Like beach ball territory. The whole thing is just her on this park bench thing and you're supposed to be some random guy who just walks up and starts. You know. The *** tag is there but it's so cartoonish I can't take it seriously, it's more like she's mildly annoyed you're interrupting her day to turn her into a dairy cow. The breast expansion happens when you get the rhythm right and they just keep swelling. I don't know why that's the part that got me but here we are.

The titfuck animation loops after about ten seconds. Same motion. Same expression on her face. I noticed a typo in the milk counter and it bothered me more than it should have. "Liters" spelled wrong. Who cares. I'm sitting there with dishwater hands from the sink, judging grammar in a hentai game about a blonde with udders. The paizuri scene unlocks after a certain amount and it's just as janky. But I kept clicking. The browser tab is still open on my phone and I clear my history every time my kid needs to use the calculator app.