The loading screen is just fire. Lots of fire. And then you’re in this dating sim but it’s hell, so the first thing that happens is a succubus with three tongues asks if you want to form an alliance. I clicked yes and immediately got a full screen hentai video. Not a cutscene, a whole video. My GIF folder is getting fat. The strategy part is weird, you pick dialogue options but they’re all brutal. One choice was literally “Rip out his spine” and the demon laughed and became my ally. Makes no sense but the reward was a video of him getting dominated by a slime girl, so who cares.

The RPG elements are there I guess. You have stats like Cruelty and Lust, and leveling them up unlocks different demon lords to date. Or not date. There’s no dating really, just picking who to dominate next. I spent twenty minutes trying to get a specific hellhound general on my side because the preview thumbnail showed something involving chains. The strategy layer is thin, it’s mostly clicking through text and watching the meter fill up. Sometimes the meter doesn’t move and I don’t know why. The game never explains it. I got stuck on a lava golem for a while because my Lust was too high and he only respects Cruelty, which is a sentence I just typed.

The videos are a mixed bag. Some are crisp, some look like they were ripped from a 2006 flash site and upscaled badly. The audio is all over the place, sometimes loud moaning, sometimes just a weird humming noise. One scene with a shadow creature had no sound at all and I thought my headphones broke. The variety is insane though, tentacles, orgies, some really specific torture stuff that made me close the tab for a second. Then I opened it again. The game knows what it is. It’s not pretending to be a deep strategy game, it’s a delivery system for hardcore clips with a thin layer of demon politics on top. The UI is ugly, the text has typos, and the whole thing feels like it could crash at any moment. I keep clicking. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?