Got a tip from some guy on the F95zone about this one, said it was a hidden gem with a secret ending that'll melt your brain. Total bullshit, mostly. The game is this janky 3d school thing where you're Mark, the basketball captain. You know the type, jawline you could cut glass on, all the girls in those short uniforms just dripping for him. The models look like they were ripped from a 2007 tech demo, all plastic skin and hair that doesn't move right. But there's something about Samantha, the blonde with the so called slut reputation, that got its hooks in me.

Spent the first ten minutes just clicking through dialogue that reads like it was translated through three different languages then back. You get these choices, right? Like, do you flex your muscles or say something smooth. I picked the smooth line and Mark just goes "hey" and she's already taking off her top. The logic is non existent. The sex scenes are these looping animations, same three motions over and over. There's a weird glitch where her ponytail clips right through her shoulder and I couldn't stop staring at it. Completely took me out of it. But then, I don't know, I reloaded a save and tried being a total dick to her in the hallway scene. Called her a name. She slapped me. Game over screen. Tried again, ignored her completely to talk to some redhead by the lockers. That led to a quickie in the equipment room, which was about as exciting as watching paint dry.

Here's the thing about that secret route. It's not a route. It's a single frame, a weird flash of an empty classroom with a distorted voice line if you click on a specific basketball in the gym exactly three times after refusing Samantha's first advance. No idea what it means. The game's description on the site doesn't even hint at it. The whole thing is a broken mess, the sound design is just a single lo-fi beat that cuts out randomly, and the writing is atrocious. I think I love it. Not because it's good, but because it's so confidently strange. Like finding a cryptic note in a library book. The blonde's reputation is the whole plot but it never gets explored, just this weird puritanical setup for a fantasy that's about as deep as a puddle. Don't play it for the fap material, the animations are too stiff and the camera angles are fighting you the whole time. Play it to poke at the carcass of a truly bizarre lesson of passion.