my last relationship ended because she said i love video games more than her. maybe true. but video games never ask if her sister can move in. this one though, this one is testing me.

the grandma's friend thing threw me off completely. like i'm scrolling through, expecting another landlady situation, you know the type. peeking through bathroom cracks, the accidental morning wood reveal, all that jazz. but no, it's your grandmother's friend. a gilf with an amazon build who apparently has twin granddaughters that also want in on the action. what is happening. the shower scene was so deliberately janky i laughed out loud. the mc just stands there with this dead expression while the steam clears. no build up, just tits.

there's this one moment where the teasing goes too far. she's doing the whole femdom thing, right? spanking, some light bdsm with what i think was supposed to be rope but looked more like spaghetti. and then mid-scene the animation just gives up. her arm phases through the bed. i'm sitting there, dick in hand literally, and she's clipping through furniture like a goddamn ghost. but somehow it made the whole thing funnier. the wholesome tag is there but it's buried under so much group sex and cheating that i forgot it was supposed to be sweet until the cuddling scene popped up. she whispers something about being my first and i remembered oh yeah, virgin mc. right.

the harem ending is bugged i think. or maybe it's supposed to end with everyone just standing in the living room nodding. no climax, just nodding. the pregnancy tag is there but i never saw it trigger. maybe i missed a choice somewhere. the cosplay section was three outfits total and one of them was just a hat. a single hat. i wish the netori route had more consequence but honestly, the game forgets about the husband after one line of dialogue. just vanishes. poof. cucked into the void.

anyway i rate it a solid "what did i just fap to" out of ten. the sex toys appeared once and never again. maybe that's the real heartbreak.