The first time you meet Jade Carter she's wearing a suit that probably costs more than your rent and she's already figured out three ways to make you uncomfortable. Not in a mean way exactly. More like she enjoys watching people squirm and you're the entertainment for the next ten minutes. The dialogue in this thing actually lands sometimes which is weird for a porn game. Usually you're just clicking through text waiting for the next scene but here I caught myself laughing at some stupid joke the MC made about graphic design.

And then five minutes later Mia is riding you in the back of a rented office space and the animation is. Look it's not perfect. The 3D models have that slightly stiff quality where hands don't quite grip properly and hair moves like it's underwater. But the lighting during intimate scenes does something clever with shadows that makes skin look warmer than it should. The titfuck sequence with Noemi. I forgot where I was going with this.

The business sim part is basically just picking dialogue options and hoping you don't fuck up but there's this one moment where you have to choose between supporting Mia's terrible cooking or being honest and whichever you pick changes how she teases you later during a blowjob scene. Small things like that. The lesbian content between some of the female characters feels a bit tacked on though. Like someone remembered the tag existed and threw in a quick scene. The audio mixing is all over the place too. Some voice lines are crystal clear and others sound like they were recorded in a bathroom. Why is Jade's voice actress actually good while the MC sounds like he's reading off cue cards. I don't understand the budget decisions here.

The groping mechanics during the club scene with Noemi are weirdly specific. You can literally just keep going and she'll call you out on it. Not in a "game over" way but in a "wow you're actually pathetic" way that made me put down my phone for a second.