I booted this up expecting the usual, you know, 2B's ass taking up 80% of the screen while some text about robot philosophy scrolls by. Instead I get Robert Greene. 48 Laws of Power. And 2B is just... sitting there, fully clothed, asking if I understand the concept of social capital. My dick was so confused it literally went into sleep mode. The art is deliberately jank, like someone drew it on a phone during a boring Zoom call, lines all wobbly, colors that make no sense. And yet. There's a scene where she explains Law 15, crushing your enemies totally, while her blindfold slips just a tiny bit and you see this flash of something underneath. Not eye. Something else. The game calls it a goon state, which is just... chef's kiss for a parody that's also somehow trying to teach me how to manipulate my landlord into fixing the heating.

The educational tag is not lying. Between the lewd bits you get these unhinged pop quizzes. Miss a question about historical examples of power dynamics and 2B's head just does a full 360 spin, no transition, just straight Exorcist mode, and the text box says "you have failed the vibe check." I learned more about court politics from this broken mess than from three years of actual history classes. There's a minigame where you balance a pleasure meter with a knowledge meter and if either hits zero she just closes the window. The whole program closes. You have to open it again and she acts like nothing happened. Gaslighting android queen.

Honestly the whole thing feels like it was made in a fugue state by someone who really needed to get these two hyperfixations out of their system. The sex scenes are described in this deadpan corporate speak, like "initiating genital interface protocol" and then it just shows a static jpg of a gear. A literal gear. Not even a sexy gear. I think I failed the tutorial four times because I couldn't stop laughing. This is for the freaks who have a praise kink for self improvement gurus and also want to disappoint a fictional android. You know who you are.