The putting mechanic is actually broken in a way that makes it better. You line up your shot, the wind indicator lies to you, and the ball either drops in like a pro or skitters off into the rough while the blonde on the green starts unbuttoning her polo shirt. It's not golf, it's a slot machine with a minigame attached, and I respect that. Five balls per hole, five holes total, and every time you sink one she loses a piece. The outdoor setting is just a static photo background, but the real model they used has this smirk that says she knows exactly what you're doing.

The strip sequences are short loops, nothing fancy, but the arcade scoring pushes you to rush. Miss a putt and she just stands there, arms crossed, waiting. It's weirdly tense. I wish there was more variety in the girls, or at least a second course, but there won't be. The minigame itself is barebones, just aim and power, no spin control or anything. Sometimes the ball clips through the flag and counts anyway, which is either a bug or mercy.

I keep coming back to it like a bad habit. The whole thing feels like one of those old flash games you'd find on a sketchy site at lunch break, except now it's in my browser history and I'm not even sorry. The golf is frustrating, the stripping is hot, and the combination is stupidly effective. Don't expect depth, just expect a blonde who gets naked if you can stop shanking your drives.