The cursor just sat there blinking at me after question 14, like it knew I was lying about the tall girls thing. The test in this game is weirdly specific, asking shit like do you prefer a girl who reads or a girl who bites. Not metaphorically. Actually bites. I picked the biter immediately, no regrets. The soundtrack is this one lo-fi beat that loops and after fifteen questions it started feeling like an interrogation room in a cyberpunk VN, which honestly fits the psychology tag more than any of those polished kinetic novels I've downloaded from itch.io last month.

The art is rough. Not "charming rough" but "developer learned to draw yesterday and decided nipples are triangles" rough. But here's the thing, I kept clicking. The relationship test part actually made me stop and think twice on the question about what addiction means in a partner, which caught me off guard because I was just here for the cumshot gallery at the end. The nude unlocks are exactly what you'd expect, static images with that grainy JPEG compression that reminds me of downloading hentai packs on LimeWire. There's a secret ending if you score high enough on the manipulative bastard scale they don't tell you about, and the girl's expression when you get it made me alt-tab for a second, not gonna lie. Wish the test randomized questions between runs but it's the same every time, I memorized the optimal path for the goth outcome and now I can't unsee the patterns in the dialogue choices. The psychology aspect pretends it's deeper than it is but I caught myself nodding at the results screen like a dumbass. The voice acting doesn't exist, there's just this one wet sound effect when you get a score multiplier that I was not prepared for the first time. That's it, just a wet noise and then back to the beeping.