So here’s the thing. Becoming a Hero is basically a porn game that forgot it was supposed to be a proper RPG but I’m not even mad about it. You play this kid with zero powers in a school full of gifted assholes until his “Genex” awakens and suddenly it’s like every monster girl and busty classmate wants to jump his bones. The plot is thin. Real thin. Something about becoming a hero or maybe an antihero, I dunno, I was too busy getting my dick sucked by a slime girl in the library.

The combat is turn based and honestly kind of a joke once you figure out the rhythm. But the real game is the sandbox. You just wander around triggering scenes. Voiced scenes. That caught me off guard. The voice acting isn’t amazing but hearing a monster girl moan while she’s giving a messy handjob in the gym storage room adds something, you know? The animations are 3DCG and a bit janky, the kind where limbs sometimes clip through bodies during a creampie scene and you just have to pretend you didn’t notice. Big tits everywhere. Like, physics defying. The monster girls especially. There’s this one scene with multiple penetration involving tentacles that made me put down my phone for a second.

The school setting is underused. You’d think there’d be more consequences for fucking around but no, you can literally get a blowjob in the hallway and nobody cares. I wanted more of the superpowers angle. They introduce this whole “gifted” society thing and then forget about it so the protagonist can get double teamed by a demon and a catgirl. Not complaining exactly. Just… I wish the adventure part mattered more.

The graphic violence tag is misleading. There’s some blood during monster fights but it’s not like, gory. More like “oh no I’m defeated, time for oral sex” which is the best kind of defeat if we’re being honest. The mobile version runs smooth though. No crashes. Which is more than I can say for my last relationship.