Ahri’s tails are clipping through the chair again. Every time, same rigging glitch, right when she starts that little striptease thing with the academy uniform. You’d think for a parody game that lives and dies on its undress mechanics, they’d have fixed that by now. But no, the fox gets a polygonal ass full of jagged edges and we’re supposed to just ignore it because the pov blowjob sequence afterwards is actually pretty hot. Which it is, I’m not complaining about that part. The way she looks up is a direct pull from that one famous doujin, you know the one, and the sound design there is surprisingly not a complete free asset disaster. It’s just… the rest.

Customization is the whole point, right? Mixing the right outfit pieces with the right background to trigger a scene. I unlocked the Battle Bunny Riven jacket early and spent maybe fifteen minutes trying to combine it with the Shadow Isles backdrop for the next step. Nothing happened. Turns out you need the broken blade prop, not the jacket, and the prop system in this thing is a complete afterthought. The dressup menu has these awful tiny icons that look compressed to hell, and the striptease doesn’t flow. It’s just clothes popping off like a bad magic trick. Teemo shows up in the corner sometimes, watching, and I don’t think that’s a lore reason so much as a developer’s accidental kink bleeding into the code.

Skarner’s in it. Full hentai crystal scorpion undress minigame. I laughed, but I also clicked through to see the whole thing, so who’s the real clown here? The game is basically a messy desk of half finished sexy crossover ideas. Miss Fortune’s chest physics are set to a dial I didn’t think was publicly available outside of hardcore mods, but then you get to Leona’s scene and her shield never comes off, completely blocking the view. Puzzling decisions all around. Makes me wonder if the creator just really likes armor.