Frank just stands there, one hand in his pixelated pocket, staring at a lamppost like it owes him money. This whole game is a mess of walking. You click, he shuffles. Click again, another block of this ugly city passes by. I spent maybe ten minutes just getting him from one side of a street to the other because I got distracted by a seagull on the beach that doesn't even do anything. The quest log is just a single line of text that says "find cocaine" and honestly, that's the most direct communication I've had in weeks.

The main event, the reason anyone is here, is trading a baggie to a girl for a nude polaroid. The transaction is so abrupt it's almost performance art. You click the cocaine on her, a dialogue box pops up with the negotiation, and then bam, a crudely drawn titty pic is in your inventory. You can sell it to some random dude near the docks. I think. He might have just been another lost NPC. The hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is essentially a MS Paint doodle of a boob, but I've seen worse on the front page of certain sites. The "humor" is entirely accidental, born from the jank. Frank's walk cycle has this little hitch, like he's got a rock in his shoe, and watching him navigate the beach path is a comedy special.

I completely forgot you could talk to other people. The description says they might have things you need but every conversation I initiated was a dead end. "Nice weather." "Go away." Nothing. I kept expecting a side quest, a minigame, anything. The whole city feels like a waiting room for a bus that never comes. The adventure is just a long, silent commute to buy drugs and trade them for amateur pornography. And the picture isn't even that good. I sold it for some coins and then had nothing left to do but walk Frank into the ocean, which he couldn't enter. He just kept doing that little shuffle against the edge of the water. That's the game. That's the whole mood.