So the fox girl pees on you in battle. Not as a joke, it's a status effect. I sat there staring at the little icon like, okay sure, this is happening. And then she lactates during a titfuck scene right after a serious conversation about post war corruption. The tonal whiplash in this thing could snap a neck.

Combat is turn based, standard stuff, but the BDSM moves unlock weird early. You can grope a monster girl mid fight and she'll blush but still stab you. The virgin tag is real, Ryunosuke fumbles his first vaginal scene like a guy reading an IKEA manual. Voiced lines help, Serena's VA goes full feral during the anal creampie ending.

The accessibility options are a joke. No text size slider, no colorblind mode, the font is this thin serif thing that blurs on my screen. I had to squint through half the dialogue. And why is the menu cursor a tiny paw print? Cute but useless.

There's a pregnancy system but it only triggers in one route and then the game forgets about it. Multiple endings exist but two of them are just the same scene with different dialogue tags. The monster girl designs are solid though, the furry stuff isn't my thing but the spider lady's groping scene had this weird romantic tension I didn't expect.

The urination tag shows up in a dungeon puzzle and it's treated so casually I laughed. Like, this is just Tuesday for these people. The group sex scene near the end involves a chancellor who looks like a rejected Metal Gear villain. I wish the game let you skip the grinding, because between the good smut there's a lot of walking through identical European countryside.

One thing I'll never forgive: the titfuck animation loops three times before you can skip it. Three. Times.